OK, THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO PASS UP FOR SHARING. I JUST WENT OUT TO GET A COLD DRINK ON MY BLOCK, AND WALKED PASSED A GAGGLE OF KIDS CHILLIN ON THE STOOP. ONE HAD JUST GOTTEN UP, AND WALKED OFF… BUT, AS I WAS PASSING HIS FRIENDS, HE SHOUTED BACK ‘DON’T LEAVE NOWHERE!’ AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, DON’T LEAVE NOWHERE? IT ONLY TOOK A MOMENT TO REALIZE IT WAS A GROSS URBAN INFLECTION OF ‘DON’T GO ANYWHERE (WITHOUT ME)’. AND I CHUCKLED THE WHOLE WAY TO THE STORE. DON’T LEAVE NOWHERE! OK, I’M DONE.