LISTEN. I FART, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. BUT, WHEN I DO IT IN PUBLIC, I ATTEMPT TO BE DISCREET, IF I CAN. IF NOT, I MOVE MYSELF TO A MORE PRIVATE ENVIRONMENT. NOW, WHY CAN’T PEOPLE DO THE SAME FOR THE REST OF US? I WAS IN BEST BUY YESTERDAY, PURCHASING A NEW TELEVISION, AND WHILE AT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK, THIS DUDE TOTALLY LET ONE RIP. IT WAS SO JUICY AND LOUD, I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAKING SOUNDS WITH HIS MOUTH. I REALLY THOUGHT THIS, THINKING “NO ONE WOULD DARE DO THAT, RIGHT?” BUT, I SAID TO ANA, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE DIDN’T CATCH IT, BUT, THEN, HE LET ANOTHER GO. EVEN LOUDER! IT WAS SO JUICY SOUNDING, IT WAS DISGUSTING. I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE RUSHED HOME TO CLEAN HIS UNDERPANTS, REALLY. FREAK. I HAD A GOOD TIME WITH ANA, OTHERWISE. WE HAD SOME ROCKIN’ SUSHI, PIZZA, BREAKFAST, ETC. NICE TO HAVE SOME COMPANY, AND FUN. THANKS.