I got a ticket to see Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne play the Madison Square Garden on December 22nd. Talk about an early Christmas gift.
Year: 2007
Say hello to your baby avocado
Yes, you read the title right.
Today I went over to talk to Elin, a coworker who started shortly before I do, and was complaining about how I still felt a bit out of it today. She goes, in a slightly frazzle tone, “You want to talk about problems!? I have a small avocado in my stomach right now it’s annoying me!>” I had to sit down because I was laughing so hard. See, Elin rarely raises her voice or complains about anything other than work. And, she was so upset I couldn’t help myself, plus, she called her unborn baby a freaking avocado!
Oh… she’s only going to get more hilarious as the pregnancy goes on!
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I think I took several hours off my own life Saturday night.
I had an amazing time, what I remember. It was like partying at my sister’s 30th birthday party this year in May, only I didn’t get sick (sorry Kate) and I had to take myself home. I walked, Dad, don’t worry. It was a long walk though, and apparently I didn’t go straight home. I have heard I called a few friends saying I was running around a playground, and then fell. Idiot! As long as I didn’t hurt anyone, or myself, it’s all in good fun. So far, I haven’t heard anything horrible I’ve done and I’ve talked to both the girls who tend over at Duff’s and I was cool… so… yea.
I do remember, at some point in the night, getting showered with whiskey at the bar. You don’t see that very often. And I would love to see pictures of it, if there are any. I really did have fun, though. Jon brought a pinata full of adult and kid toys… very funny… and a big mess. What is funny… I didn’t end up with any of the stuff inside of it! Everyone else took it home!
Yesterday I spent recovering and trying to find out what happened, who I called, who I texted, who I stole the gum from… and anything else I didn’t have recollection of. Ate lots of food, watched Dexter, did some freelance for Toshiba and crawled to bed. I still need to sleep off the rest of this birthday haze I’m in right now. I can’t believe it’s still with me!
Happy Birthday
… here is your gift for the day. Fifteen hours of work.
Worked the daily grind from 10 until 7. Had dinner with Tracy (bartender at Duff’s) and a few beers at Duff’s. We ordered burgers from the Lodge. They were fucking fantastic. I left there around 9 or so, and just wrapped up some freelance work for Toshiba I’m doing. The project isn’t done, but it’s at a point where I’m done and need to rest for tomorrow.
Now it’s time for a birthday nap.
No more thank you
I’ve had enough of what ever it is…
I don’t like when things add up against you for no apparent reason.