OH HAPPY DAY!

FALAFEL BEING CALLED FALL-A-FELL. MANY MARGARITAS. COWGIRLS. X10. SUN DRIED RASPBERRIES. 223. ‘THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID’. BELL TOWERS. COOL EVENING WALKS. LINGERING SCENTS. BEING WACKED. SOFT SMOOTH SKIN. NERVOUSNESS. GREEN SPARKLING EYES AND A STUNNING SMILE. TATTOOS, RINGS AND THINGS. THE ‘DARK GREEN’ MOOD. THE KIDS AT THE TABLES. THE DOGS ON THE STREETS. THE COUNTLESS INNUENDOS. ELVIS PRESLEY. THE ‘THANK YOU’. THE STOLEN CHAPSTICK FROM HER LIPS. ALL OF THIS… WITH NEITHER KNOWING HOW IT EVEN HAPPENED, BUT KNOWING IT MAKES THEM BOTH HAPPY.

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WOW. THIS IS A GREAT SHOT.

THIS CRACKED ME UP….

LISTEN UP ALL YOU SEXY, SINGLE GALS OF GGRD!!!

WITH HIS PERMISSION, I HEREBY RENOUNCE MR. PINK’S OLD RULE OF NEVER,
EVER, NO WAY, NO HOW, DATING OR HAVING CASUAL SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A
NYC DERBY GIRL.

INSTEAD, WITH THE HELP OF MY NEWLY SINGLE SELF, WE HAVE REVISED THE
OLD AND COME UP WITH A NEW RULE WHICH IS SURE TO PLEASE ALL YOU
AGGRESSIVE, BOLD AND SELF-ASSURED LADIES OUT THERE:

*DRUM ROLL PLEASE*

MR. PINK WOULD, COULD, MAYBE, POSSIBLY CONSIDER DATING OR HAVING
CASUAL SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A NYC DERBY DAME, BUT ONLY IF SHE MAKES THE
FIRST MOVE.

SO FOR INSTANCE, IF TONIGHT AT THE AWARDS CEREMONY, MS. CARMEN
MONOXIDE (I USE MYSELF AS AN EXAMPLE W/O ANY AGENDA OR VEILED INNUENDO
AND SO AS NOT TO EMBARRASS ANOTHER GIRL) GOT A GOOD OLE BUNCH OF
TEQUILA SHOTS IN HER AND CORNERED MR. PINK IN THE BATHROOM, HE WOULD
BE REQUIRED, ACCORDING TO HIS OWN NEW RULE, TO AT LEAST HAVE CASUAL
SEXUAL CONTACT WITH HER.

SO GO FOR IT LADIES!!!

AND FOR ALL YOU LOSERS OUT THERE WHO ARE WONDERING, THINKING, HOPING
AND GOSSIPING THAT PINK AND I ARE RUNNING OFF TO VEGAS TO GET MARRIED,
THEN, WELL…YOU ARE LOSERS! MR. PINK IS MY FAVORITE NEW GUY FRIEND,
AND BECAUSE I’VE DISCOVERED WHAT A HIDDEN GEM OF A GUY WE HAVE HIDDEN
HERE IN THE LEAGUE, I’M JUST TRYING TO HELP EXPAND HIS REALM OF
POSSIBILITY AND GAIN ACCESS TO A LARGER POOL OF POTENTIALLY LAYABLE
(IS THAT A WORD?) WOMEN, OURS BEING FULL OF HOT SINGLE GIRLS WHO WANNA
GET IT ON!!!!!

THINK ABOUT IT. THEN GO FOR THE GOLD! I MEAN PINK!

SIGNING OFF, YOUR NEW, SELF-APPOINTED MINISTER OF DERBY DATING,

MS. CAR-EN’T THEIR ANY CUTE-MEN-WITH NERD GLASSES AND A BIG YOU KNOW
WHAT AROUND FOR ME TO YOU KNOW WHAT WITH?