http://gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/staff/profile.php?staff=mrpink

WOW. THIS IS A GREAT SHOT.

THIS CRACKED ME UP….

LISTEN UP ALL YOU SEXY, SINGLE GALS OF GGRD!!!

WITH HIS PERMISSION, I HEREBY RENOUNCE MR. PINK’S OLD RULE OF NEVER,
EVER, NO WAY, NO HOW, DATING OR HAVING CASUAL SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A
NYC DERBY GIRL.

INSTEAD, WITH THE HELP OF MY NEWLY SINGLE SELF, WE HAVE REVISED THE
OLD AND COME UP WITH A NEW RULE WHICH IS SURE TO PLEASE ALL YOU
AGGRESSIVE, BOLD AND SELF-ASSURED LADIES OUT THERE:

*DRUM ROLL PLEASE*

MR. PINK WOULD, COULD, MAYBE, POSSIBLY CONSIDER DATING OR HAVING
CASUAL SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A NYC DERBY DAME, BUT ONLY IF SHE MAKES THE
FIRST MOVE.

SO FOR INSTANCE, IF TONIGHT AT THE AWARDS CEREMONY, MS. CARMEN
MONOXIDE (I USE MYSELF AS AN EXAMPLE W/O ANY AGENDA OR VEILED INNUENDO
AND SO AS NOT TO EMBARRASS ANOTHER GIRL) GOT A GOOD OLE BUNCH OF
TEQUILA SHOTS IN HER AND CORNERED MR. PINK IN THE BATHROOM, HE WOULD
BE REQUIRED, ACCORDING TO HIS OWN NEW RULE, TO AT LEAST HAVE CASUAL
SEXUAL CONTACT WITH HER.

SO GO FOR IT LADIES!!!

AND FOR ALL YOU LOSERS OUT THERE WHO ARE WONDERING, THINKING, HOPING
AND GOSSIPING THAT PINK AND I ARE RUNNING OFF TO VEGAS TO GET MARRIED,
THEN, WELL…YOU ARE LOSERS! MR. PINK IS MY FAVORITE NEW GUY FRIEND,
AND BECAUSE I’VE DISCOVERED WHAT A HIDDEN GEM OF A GUY WE HAVE HIDDEN
HERE IN THE LEAGUE, I’M JUST TRYING TO HELP EXPAND HIS REALM OF
POSSIBILITY AND GAIN ACCESS TO A LARGER POOL OF POTENTIALLY LAYABLE
(IS THAT A WORD?) WOMEN, OURS BEING FULL OF HOT SINGLE GIRLS WHO WANNA
GET IT ON!!!!!

THINK ABOUT IT. THEN GO FOR THE GOLD! I MEAN PINK!

SIGNING OFF, YOUR NEW, SELF-APPOINTED MINISTER OF DERBY DATING,

MS. CAR-EN’T THEIR ANY CUTE-MEN-WITH NERD GLASSES AND A BIG YOU KNOW
WHAT AROUND FOR ME TO YOU KNOW WHAT WITH?

AFTER WHAT SOME DEEMED A SLOW START, SONY IS NOW CLAIMING THAT THEY’VE SOLD SLIGHTLY MORE THAN 17 MILLION UMDS SINCE THE LAUNCH OF THE PSP. 9 MILLION OF THESE DISCS HAVE BEEN GAMES, WITH JUST OVER 8 MILLION UMD MOVIES. FROM THE ARTICLE: “CURRENT MANUFACTURING LINES ARE STRETCHED TO THE MAX – BOB HURLEY, WITH SONY DADC, SAYS THAT SONY IS CHURNING OUT 200,000 UMDS A DAY AND FUTURE CAPACITY IS EXPECTED TO BE 500,000 PER DAY. ‘TIGER WOODS GOLF IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE [GAME], BUT VIDEO HAS BEEN SURPRISINGLY GOOD TO US,’ SAYS HURLEY. IN A FEW YEARS SONY EXPECT VIDEOS TO BE MORE THAN 60 PERCENT OF ALL UMD SALES, WITH AN EXPECTED 130 MILLION UMDS BEING SOLD IN 2008.”

http://www.venue-magazine.com/sections/features/rollerderby.htm