WELL, BREAKING THE NEWS TO SHAY AND JEFF WAS A LOT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE. THEY DID NOT REACT AS BADLY AS I THOUGHT THEY MIGHT. DEVO IS GOING TO BE LONELY AT WORK NOW. AND SHAY IS GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A NEW RIGHT (OR LEFT) HAND MAN. BUT, I THINK IT’S THE BEST DECISION FOR MYSELF AND MY FUTURE. NOW I HAVE TO BEGIN PLANNING TO MOVE, AND ALL THE FUN CHANGES THAT COME WITH THAT. SHOULD BE GOOD THOUGH. WORKING FOR SONY MUSIC DIGITAL SERVICES IS GOING TO BE AN AMAZING OPPURTUNITY. I’M PYSCHED.

LISTEN. I FART, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US. BUT, WHEN I DO IT IN PUBLIC, I ATTEMPT TO BE DISCREET, IF I CAN. IF NOT, I MOVE MYSELF TO A MORE PRIVATE ENVIRONMENT. NOW, WHY CAN’T PEOPLE DO THE SAME FOR THE REST OF US? I WAS IN BEST BUY YESTERDAY, PURCHASING A NEW TELEVISION, AND WHILE AT THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK, THIS DUDE TOTALLY LET ONE RIP. IT WAS SO JUICY AND LOUD, I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST MAKING SOUNDS WITH HIS MOUTH. I REALLY THOUGHT THIS, THINKING “NO ONE WOULD DARE DO THAT, RIGHT?” BUT, I SAID TO ANA, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE DIDN’T CATCH IT, BUT, THEN, HE LET ANOTHER GO. EVEN LOUDER! IT WAS SO JUICY SOUNDING, IT WAS DISGUSTING. I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE RUSHED HOME TO CLEAN HIS UNDERPANTS, REALLY. FREAK. I HAD A GOOD TIME WITH ANA, OTHERWISE. WE HAD SOME ROCKIN’ SUSHI, PIZZA, BREAKFAST, ETC. NICE TO HAVE SOME COMPANY, AND FUN. THANKS.

WELL, THE WORD IS OUT. I GOT OFFERED A JOB AT SONY MUSIC IN NEW YORK CITY. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME OVER THE WEEKEND THINKING ABOUT IT, AND I HAVE MADE THE DECISION TO SAY YES. I LOST A BIT OF SLEEP OVER IT, BUT I THINK IT’S THE BEST DECISION.

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… UGH, TIME FOR BED.