PUSH ME, AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME… SO I CAN GET MY SATISFACTION… http://lavertue.com/quicktime/qt_player.php?clip=push_me.mp4

GOT DENTURES? BE CAREFUL WHEN SKYDIVING. http://www.baseboard.net/~gc/Skydive.mpg

THE GAME IS ONLINE – http://r.espn.go.com/espn/contests/hersheys/splash

WHATEVER… http://www.cornershot.com/

SHAY, APPARENTLY, NEEDS SERENITY. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, NEED TO DO MY DISHES. AND, EVERYDAY, I RECEIVE AT LEAST ONE PACKAGE IN THE MAIL. YESTERDAY I GOT 3, TODAY I GOT 2. TOMORROW I’M EXPECTING ANYWHERE BETWEEN 2 AND 4. TIS THE SEASON.