Go to Coney Island. Go watch the mermaid parade. See boobs 👀 mermen 🐠 and drunks 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺. And I take one photo. And it’s of a dog who whined and whined until it’s owner picked it up to watch the parade from the scaffolding we all had climbed up on. #mermaidparade #coneyisland #dog