03-29-2006 4:32 pm

OREOS. JELLY BEANS. ENCHILADAS. MARGARITAS. LARRY LAWRENCE. FILLING TATTOOS. BRUNCH WITH THE HOLTS. LIVING DEAD GIRL WITH ROB ZOMBIE. ROLLER DERBY WEDDINGS. OPEN BARS. VODKA-CRANBERRIES. CAKE SITTING. ARIAN TWINS. DOPPELGANGERS. LOSING PIERCINGS. WASHING YOUR ASS. TAKING OUT THE TOOTH. FOUR DAYS OF FUN. THE BEST FIRST DATE, EVER. V IS FOR VERY CLOSE TO THE SCREEN. APPLES AND PEANUT BUTTER. DRIVING HUNGOVER SUCKS. LIMO RIDES. SHOTS OF JAMESON. NIPPLE SLIPS. FROSTING IN THE EAR. HAVING SOMEONE LICK IT OUT! WAKING UP AT NOON. I HEART HUCKABEES. THE SMELL OF CHINATOWN IN THE MORNING. WHERE IS MY NEW SKULL CAP? IS THIS MY TANK TOP, OR YOURS? SALVAGE HOODIE TWINS. ADAROL JUNKIE. LATE NIGHT PIEROGIES. LATE NIGHT LICKERS IN THE PHOTO BOOTHS. ENJOY THE 20 CENTS, ASSHOLE! I’M GOING TO WEAR THIS UNTIL I GET SOMETHING BETTER! SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR. ROLLING DOWN THE AISLE. ‘TOURISTS’. LEAVING YOUR CAR AT A ROLLER RINK. TAKING CARE OF THE ONE YOU LOVE. KNEE BRUISES. NEUTICLES. TWO HUNDRED MILES OF PAVEMENT IN TWO DAYS. TWO DAYS OFF. NEW SOCKS. THREE TRIPS TO TARGET. PLANNING MORE TIME TOGETHER. FRIENDS. BAD ASS PHOTOS. INCRIMINATING PHOTOS. MYSTERIOUS PHOTOS. THANKS FOR THE TWIX, AGAIN? THAT’S HOT. THAT’S ALL I GOT. TURNING PEOPLE INTO GAY SWINGERS. COMING TO NEW YORK TOMORROW!