MADE IT HOME. TIME TO EAT, AND THEN SLEEP AND THEN BACK TO WORK.

HOW TO IMPRESS YOUR FAMILY AT DINNER BY ME.
BRING AN UNRELEASED ELECTRONIC DEVICE. TELL THEM YOU REFERREE FOR A ROLLER DERBY LEAGUE. PLAY A MOVIE ON YOUR PHONE. TALK ABOUT EBAY.COM AND PLASTIC FURNITURE AND JAY LENO.
OF COURSE… I DON’T EXACTLY HAVE THE BEST SOCIAL LIFE, BUT THE REST IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE!

NEW LAPTOP! WHOO WHOO!

SOMETIMES I’M A REAL IDIOT.